• Girl: Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi.
Boy:Maa baap
Girl:Yes
Boy:Bhai behan
Girl:Yes
Boy:Khana peena
Girl:Yes
Boy:Star plus
Girl: Munh sambhal ke baat kar !!
• Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari,
Ye rasam lagati hai hume badi pyaari,
Ye sms milte hi sms karo,
Kyonki hume pasand nahi sms ki udhari!!
• Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe [...]
• Wife: Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don’t you do that?
Husband: How can I? I don’t even know her.
• Aaj didar,
Kal yaar,
Parso Pyaar,
Phir ekrar,
Phir intezar,
Phir takrar,
Phir darar,
Sari mehnat bekar, or
Aakhir mein ek or
Devdas at beer bar
• Have u seen a monkey in plastic?
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NO???? Quickly, see your driving [...]
• What is the difference between dava (medicine) & daru ?
Ans: dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like wife, jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi…
• Troubled youth: Father I have committed many sins recently.
I am addicted to read dirty sms on my mobile phone! Please help me.
Father: Don’t worry [...]
• Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?
Reply With
“Yes Or No”
Agar Ameer Ho To 50 Ka Balnce Share Karo.
Agar Gareeb Ho To Ye Message Kisi Äur Ko Forword Käro!
• 1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi
K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo
Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon
To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.
Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy [...]
